Help!

I can dissect a cadaver.

I can write a press release.

I can perform a manual muscle test.

But for the life of me, I cannot apply makeup.

Why, oh, why am I such a failure at being a female?

One Response to “Help!”

  1. joyce Says:

    well i think you can always go nude face.. just lipstick and eyeliner.

    MichelleShinyi says: LOL - I’ll let you know how I go. I’ll even take pictures if I manage to poke myself in the eye with my eyeliner pencil again XD

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